Donald, you dumb son of a bitch.
You've destroyed yourself, and you're about to take the rest of us down with you.
Do you understand that?
Tens of millions of Americans invested in you, not because they gave a damn about you, but because they love their country. And because you convinced them you could lead their country out of the doldrums of decay created by progressive globalists.
They bought into you. A whole political party bought into you.
And you crapped the bed.
You've gotten so stupid, so decidedly self-destructive, that it doesn't seem like an accident. It seems like you're a political suicide bomber, intent on destroying not just the Republican Party, but also the United States.
You have stolen electoral choice from approximately half of the American population. In an election in which the Democratic Party has offered a deeply flawed and despised candidate, you have gone out of your way over the last three weeks to become an even more deeply flawed and despised candidate.
Few politicians in the history of America have so soured the nation's stomach so quickly. You went from your best position in the contest to your worst position in the contest, with a week's worth of verbal diarrhea. And you have continued to nosedive with imbecilic rantings about how the media is out to get you and the election is rigged and we need vigilantes at the polls to keep Democrats from voting five time.
You are a frigging idiot.
You are not only not capable of being president of the United States, you don't even rise to the national average. You are a thuggish stereotype from a 70s mafia movie. A self-important mouth breather who gives narcissism a bad name.
In a country deeply dissatisfied with either its status quo or its future prospects, you have single handedly taken a seminal election and nullified it. In a season of choice, you have made sure there isn't one. You have screwed 300 million people in order to help one person -- Hillary Clinton.
And it's time to piss or get off the pot.
Either immediately pull your head out of your back end, or withdraw from the race.
Throw a clot, make up an excuse, hire somebody to write some credible words, it doesn't matter. Just find the door and walk out it.
Or stop acting like the stupidest man on earth.
Get over yourself. Come up for air just long enough to realize that, as opposed to being the smartest guy in the room, you are a walking, talking, BSing train wreck. Your conduct thus far has shamed your family name for all time.
And that all needs to stop immediately, or you need to stop immediately.
The nation and those of us who supported you deserve better. And though it looks like you have no instinct or idea about what duty and selflessness are -- it is apparent you've never been about anything other than your own ego and desires -- you need to either serve the team or take one for the team.
You've shown your cards and you're holding nothing.
You can't hire and direct a campaign staff, much less administer a country. You can't hold your tongue before a friendly crowd, much less in the counsels of government or diplomacy. You don't seem capable of expressing a single emotion. You are reminiscent of a monkey in the zoo, who stops playing with himself only long enough to throw turd balls at America.
It's time to shape up.
Or ship out.
Fire that fool Manafort -- he's the only guy in America creepier than you are. Make genuine peace with the structure of the Republican Party. Hire a speech writer who's read the Constitution. Gather a staff that will do something more than kiss your self-indulgent ass. Buy some frigging ads, stop boasting about how good you are, get somebody to tell you when to shut your mouth, and focus on the specific issues that won you the Republican primaries.
Hillary is a sinister harpy whose failed career and campaign are flying under the cover of your clownish distraction. America does not want to vote for her. She is eminently beatable -- by everybody but the you who has thus far been on display.
So fix yourself.
Or remove yourself.
It's not the media, it's not the establishment, it's not political correctness. It's you. You're the problem.
And you are not just destroying a campaign and a party, you are endangering our country.
And nobody's worth that.
So if your post-election plans are "a very, very nice, long vacation," why don't you book the jet now and leave the election to those of us who love country more than self.
I've backed you since the morning of Iowa. I believed in you. I thought you could do it.
And every day you go out to prove me wrong.
Me, and everybody else who voted for you.